All-Star "cheering All The Way To The Er" Article

[EricaElite]

Here is the whole thing. Not sure how long it will be up but I saved it.

http://digital.postregister.com/dnews/today/B1.pdf

I really want to read it, but I also don't want to get mad all over again...

I couldn't hold back. I had to email him

I couldn't either. I emailed him as well.

 

[Cheeranswers]

just read the full article and died laughing.. sneezes? a gnat? REALLY?
"Cheerleaders? Their only protection is the hope no one on the ground makes a mistake.
Or sneezes. Or has a gnat fly into their open mouth."
sneezes? a gnat? REALLY?

 

[sltAL]

I really want to read it, but I also don't want to get mad all over again...

Then I won't tell you about the part where he writes that one of the worst things cheerleaders should suffer from is the temporary discomfort of laughing milk out of their noses.

 

[wishfulthinking]

The 1950s called, they want their stereotype back.

 

[BuegeSmalls]

I hope he's ready for his email to explode...


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[Cheer Dad]

read the whole article. Still stereotypical but worth the read. Almost seemed like he was leading towards classification as a sport but then goes back to the sideline crap and ruined the article.

 

[EricaElite]

Then I won't tell you about the part where he writes that one of the worst things cheerleaders should suffer from is the temporary discomfort of laughing milk out of their noses.

I caved in and read it. Ugh. All of it makes me mad but that one made me extra mad.

 

[platinumcheerashley]

*He said ratchet
*he said we should snort milk out of our noses
*you know all the world champions catch gnats during tick rock sequences right?
*he says we should wear helmets



Looks like I have a nice long e,ail to write


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[sltAL]

read the whole article. Still stereotypical but worth the read. Almost seemed like he was leading towards classification as a sport but then goes back to the sideline crap and ruined the article.

I thought the same thing. Mid-article he got off on the safety aspect and I kinda thought maybe he was pushing for some type of safety guidelines or even the possibility of recognition as a sport, but then he totally lost me again by the end. And pissed me off.

 

[Cheer4lifeex]

Well if I had one thing to say to this ignorant child it would be all sports are dangerous and could lead to terrible injuries. So if you think cheerleading shouldn't exist than I don't think any sport should exist. Infact life is dangerous, nothing in life is safe. Why don't we all just sit in a room and do nothing, oh wait that wait be to dangerous maybe the ceiling would fall on us. Let's just sit outside, but no we could get struck by lightning.
We do sports and cheerleading for fun and the thrill of it. Next time before writing an article I recommend you make sure your IQ is higher than 50.

 

[xtremeteal4life]

I don't know that I would have used tedious in that article...since he's explaining cheerleading as anything but...

 

[xtremeteal4life]

anyone else find it ironic that this article is next to a story of a junior high-schooler's accomplishments in the sport of shooting?

 

[mariahnicole1216]

I think I just wrote the best essay of my entire life to him. I've honestly never been so proud of myself. I wrote carefully and eloquently. I really really hope he sees it.

 

[krystynakrez]

I think I just wrote the best essay of my entire life to him. I've honestly never been so proud of myself. I wrote carefully and eloquently. I really really hope he sees it.

post it!

 

[xtremeteal4life]

*He said ratchet
*he said we should snort milk out of our noses
*you know all the world champions catch gnats during tick rock sequences right?
*he says we should wear helmets



Looks like I have a nice long e,ail to write


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To be fair, that's been a legitimate word long before our youth made it one in the Urban Dictionary.