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my most popular facebook status was: "I now get sidebar ads from CatholicMatch.com. Thank you, Facebook, for reminding me that I am single...and Catholic."
27 likes. blew me away.

gofriars610 said:

my most popular facebook status was: "I now get sidebar ads from CatholicMatch.com. Thank you, Facebook, for reminding me that I am single...and Catholic."
27 likes. blew me away.

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bahahahahahh

I'm getting a sex change.
PANTHERS 2011-2012 ♥
Dreams do come true.
(for people who don't know cheerleading, this is a joke) haha!


-Myself

My personal fave: "Mom is cancer-free!!"

Came close to the night I posted "My Susie got her full!!"

"so many people in this world will tell you that you cant, but just turn around and say... WATCH ME! "

kickdblcj said:

"Subway Drive through = Heaven"

CJ Lopez

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Omg yall's subways have drive throughs??? I'm so jealous!

"No one is as ugly as their license picture or as pretty as their profile picture."

my favourite status I've ever had was actually quoting my friend Jessica who said.. and I haven't screwed this up..
"a popsicle is kind of a sexual fruit to watch people eat"

"tell a therapist....not facebook"

John Butler said:

"Yesterday's mistakes are today's lessons. Today's lessons are tomorrow's successes. Connect the dots and wisdom is yours." - John Butler

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I just used your quote on our teams facebook page. It is perfect for us at the moment!

JayySoFierce said:

"No one is as ugly as their license picture or as pretty as their profile picture."

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Holy crap I love this! haha thanks for posting this

Here are a few recent ones. I tend to just randomly update it because I don't want to be one of those people who get on other people's nerves by updating their status too often.
"I told my mom I wanted to be a detective and she asked 'more like Benson or Stabler?' I think she has a problem."
"If you just got in an accident because you were drinking and driving is it the best idea to 'check-in' with the hospital on Facebook? #winner" <<<yes a guy I went to high school with did this today after injuring someone in a wreck
"Kim Kardashian can make $17+million on her wedding and file for divorce 72 days later but it is gay marriage that is ruining the sanctity of marriage?"

Kris10boo said:

Omg yall's subways have drive throughs??? I'm so jealous!

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I have only seen one subway that has a drive through.

These are two of my most recent popular statuses:

"Happy 113th Birthday Cheerleading!!<3 Even though I am not cheering right now, it's still a huge part of my life & always will be "

"Another Halloween goes by...and it's still my least favorite holiday. Sorry to be a party pooper for those who love Halloween, but I cannot stand all these inappropriate costumes taking over my newsfeed. Bring on the Christmas lights, carols, and hot cocoa-not to mention the end of this stressful semester!"

kickdblcj said:

I have only seen one subway that has a drive through.

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There are a bunch of Subway drive throughs by me!