Funny things your coaches say!

Discussion in 'Allstar Cheerleading' started by foreverfierce6, Nov 17, 2010.

  1. Evergreen

    Evergreen Guest

    Oh here's one my college coach used to say! If we were doing partner stunts and someone's was walking...he'd yell "Mike and Susie are Walking for the Cure! Sponsor them now, a dime a mile!"

     
  2. marissa.d

    marissa.d I think I can mix Cheer Music

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    was the choreographer alex fernandez? causehe definitely said that all the time for the past two years he coached us! ahah hes so funny
     
  3. ShutItDown

    ShutItDown Slow your roll, Sparkle.

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    today courtney said something like "on 3 flower in the dirt, on 5 flower comes out of the dirt" on when to put ur head down then up before a stunt...i thought it was hilarious, it was so random.
     
  4. CatsCoach113

    CatsCoach113 I named my pet Sir Fierce-a-lot

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    No it wasn't lol but it is pretty funny!!!
     
  5. luuls

    luuls I'm new. Don't Hurt Me

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  6. Angelica

    Angelica Slow your roll, Sparkle.

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    "feet before forehead"
     
  7. yougottabelieve

    yougottabelieve I Fierce Board instead of work/study

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  8. soFIERCE08

    soFIERCE08 I make my own voiceovers

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    as in land on your feet, not your forehead?

    genius
     
  9. dont.get.FANCY.

    dont.get.FANCY. They call me Susie

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    1. one time someone on my team said they were scared to do their 2 to full cause they were too close to other people, my coach said :

    "DO YOU THINK A SHOOTING STAR TELLS MRS. ELAINE PASCAL THAT SHE IS SCARED TO DO HER ARABIAN WHIP FULL DOUBLE CAUSE SHES TOO CLOSE TO SOMEONE? NO CAUSE SHE IS A WORLD CHAMPION!"

    2. during choreography, our choreographer was whispering to my coach "that chick next to susie isnt getting this dance" my coach asked "which chick?" he said "the one in the red"

    we were all wearing the same red shirt..........

    3. someone busted in a pass

    coach- "are you hungry?"
    athlete- "no?"
    coach- "WELL THEN STOP EATING THE MAT!"
     
  10. Num1Stunta

    Num1Stunta Slow your roll, Sparkle.

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    Girl: "I'm scared to throw my backhandspring."
    Coach: "NO YOU'RE NOT!"
    Girl:"Yes, I am!"
    Coach: "Stop lying to me and throw it"
     
  11. dont.get.FANCY.

    dont.get.FANCY. They call me Susie

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    num1stuna, question, if you snap 3 times wouldn't that just make a triangle not a z? JMO
     
  12. Num1Stunta

    Num1Stunta Slow your roll, Sparkle.

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    It's a Zorro snap... oh lord, are you too young to remember In Living Color? lol
     
  13. dont.get.FANCY.

    dont.get.FANCY. They call me Susie

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    haha guess so :(
     
  14. Num1Stunta

    Num1Stunta Slow your roll, Sparkle.

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    Well you tube that! "3 snaps in Z formation"...
     
  15. kaileymc

    kaileymc I shimmy daily

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    Whenever someone on the team isn't picking up counts or just makes a stupid comment my coach will just look at them for a second and then say "..atleast you're pretty"

    We have a voiceover in our music that says something something.. "You can't keep up with our pace, pace. Time to get out of our face, face.." (something like that ha) and one of our coaches said y'all are looking like your having a hard time keeping up with the pace, pace and like you're about to land on your face, FACE!