OT Moh Wedding Speech

[ShoWStoppeR]

okay... so my sister is getting married in june, and I'm the maid of honor... which means times a ticking for me to write a speech. I have a very hard time being the gushy cute person when it comes to this kinda stuff, so I normally take the humor route. for those of you who know me, you know this is very fitting lol so, when I went to college, my sister wrote me a "do's and don'ts of college". So, i've decided I want to write her a do's and don'ts of marriage to read for my speech. Normally I'm a natural at coming up with this kind of stuff, but I'm kinda stumped, finals drained me. Any cute/funny ideas?

thanks!

peace, love , and happy cheering

showstopper

 

[retiredl5cheer]

Don't: Max our your credit card without telling your husband.

Do: Love unconditionally, forgive and forget, never stop saying I love you.

 

[cupieqt]

Don't: eat chips in bed

Do: something considerate for each other every day. Even if it's a small thing.

 

[gymrat12]

Don't: Go to bed mad

Do: Pretend to care about his fantasy football drama

 

[MissBee]

I think you should open with "True love is the soul's recognition of its counterpart in another"

 

[TinyBlondie15]

If it's a Catholic/Christian ceremony you should throw in the verse from 1 Corinthians "Love is patient. Love is kind." and the rest of that (It's hanging on my wall but I'm too lazy to go read it all or look it up )

 

[ACEDAD]

You should stand up and repeat this:

 

[gymrat12]

You should stand up and repeat this:

I love this movie... Looks like I'll be taking a trip to Blockbuster tonight:enjoyshow:

 

[ACEDAD]

I love this movie... Looks like I'll be taking a trip to Blockbuster tonight:enjoyshow:

You should own it!

 

[gymrat12]

You should own it!

After further review... I do! Day made!

 

[ShoWStoppeR]

I need about 5 more! these are awesome, keep them coming!