My Flyer Is So Fat

Discussion in 'Allstar Cheerleading' started by cupieqt, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. foundmyway2SC

    foundmyway2SC Last Pass... on International Open 1

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    My flyer is so fat she eats twinkies like tic tacs.
     
  2. worldsring09

    worldsring09 I nugget in the back

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    My (cp's) flyer is so fat KFC recruited her to be a spokesperson for their Double Down.
     
  3. cheerbear

    cheerbear When all else fails.... I shimmy

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    my flyer is so fat i'm still trying to figure out how she's a flyer :p
     
  4. Sharkie

    Sharkie I have my own cheer message board

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    my flyer is so fat that she carries a water tank to practise for water breaks
     
  5. Sharkie

    Sharkie I have my own cheer message board

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    my flyer, Suzie, is so fat our coach doesnt allow her to do tictocs and her parents come to the gym to complain...
     
  6. Sharkie

    Sharkie I have my own cheer message board

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    my flyer is so fat, in fact she didnt try out to be a flyer, but each time she enters the gym everyone is stuck underneath her, we had to make her flyer.
     
  7. Sharkie

    Sharkie I have my own cheer message board

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    my flyer is so fat, when she entered the milkhouse at worlds, there were no more available seats and people had to sit on the stairs and the presenter asked people to watch outside of they had no direct family relation with the team preforming.
     
  8. Sharkie

    Sharkie I have my own cheer message board

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    my flyer is so fat, she's in a straddle sit all the time, still her knees are touching eachother
     
  9. chyeeaaa69

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    my flyer's so fat, her patronus is a cake
    (didn't make that joke up..but w.e)
     
  10. cupieqt

    cupieqt Person everyone wants to meet this season National Champion

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    My flyers so fat she has to ride the freight elevators at the convention center.
     
  11. ChelleShocked

    ChelleShocked Last Pass... on International Open 1

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    CEA's flyer is so fat, their CNN special will air on every channel.
     
  12. ilikebigbows

    ilikebigbows Slow your roll, Sparkle.

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    My flyer's so fat, that when she sits around the gym, she sits AROUND the gym.

    I'd show you a picture of my flyer, but I only have posters.
     
  13. youbetterwork

    youbetterwork I have my own cheer message board Bracket Winner

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    - My flyer's so fat that when she told me her weight, I thought she was talking about the number of CEA's crossovers.

    - My flyer is so fat, that when she goes to awards, she sits by everyone.

    - My flyer's so fat she crushed the throne.


    These are the best ones! :D
     
  14. RS_Amie

    RS_Amie Best Flyer.. on a parent team

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    My flyer's so fat she can reserve entire blocks of seats without using any bags
     
  15. SophiesMom

    SophiesMom Cheer Stalker

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    My flyer's so fat we have a backspot for her double chin.