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Discussion in 'Random' started by Ashley, Mar 3, 2017.

  1. Sterling von Shimmer

    Sterling von Shimmer When all else fails.... I shimmy

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    So I have a question:


    How do boys wear those streamlined AS tops that tuck into the pant (so the “belt” is visible)? Is it like a male bodysuit? Like in ballet?
     
  2. luv2cheer92

    luv2cheer92 Moderator Staff Member Bracket Winner Video Curator

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    Pretty sure they just tuck them in. I know at least some of them are just regular tops tucked in, maybe not all of them I guess.

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  3. Sterling von Shimmer

    Sterling von Shimmer When all else fails.... I shimmy

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    Then I am doubly confused as to how they can tumble all over the place without their tops flying up to their armpits and I can barely tie my shoe without my shirt turning into a crop.
     
  4. Sterling von Shimmer

    Sterling von Shimmer When all else fails.... I shimmy

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    I would almost admire the balls it takes to do this if it wasn’t this chick and it wasn’t cheerleading:

    Salahi Too Tall, Couldnt Dance, Cheerleader Alums Say NBC4 Washington

    I mean, she thought cheer was so simple and uncomplicated that she could just waltz into an alumni performance and call herself a cheerleader without knowing a thing about the team... including THE HEIGHT REQUIREMENT THAT WOULDVE GOTTEN HER AXED AFTER THE FIRST ROUND OF TRYOUTS.

    The level of delusion is stunning.
     
  5. oncecoolcoachnowmom

    oncecoolcoachnowmom Bestest Newbie '14

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    The "nobody remembered her but no one said anything" part is the most hilarious part.

    I know me, my memory is terrible. So if I don't recognize a former athlete, I assume it's because I have the long-term memory of a grape. I would definitely pull an "I don't think I know her but I also can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday so it's prob just me." and not say anything.
     
  6. Sterling von Shimmer

    Sterling von Shimmer When all else fails.... I shimmy

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    I think a lot of them probably thought that. Because honestly, what’s more likely? That they don’t remember her, or that some stranger off the street was playacting for attention like in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?


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