All-Star Craptastic Allstars Rumors/questions

[AllHeartxo3]

How do you get your jumps so crappy?

 

[dawgshow]

I heard that your cross-town rival, UR-IN All Stars, has sent in a spy to steal your crappy choreography. Any evidence? Will you retaliate?

 

[garretttt]

i saw one of your athletes parents poor their drinks on a couple for stealing their seats. do you enforce this kind of behavior?

 

[BubbleToes]

who is your choreogrspher? he's pretty crappy

Sparky Polastri! He is our choreographer. He turned our robotic routine into poetry, written with the human body. Follow him, or perish, sweater monkeys!

 

[BubbleToes]

How does your cheer go again? "you may be good but we are CRAP!" ?

Close! "You may think you can't be stopped, but our Crap ALWAYS floats to the top!"

 

[BubbleToes]

How do you get your jumps so crappy?

No bathroom breaks at all. Keeps the athletes really tight, for fear of having an accident on the mat.

 

[SharkDad]

I heard you make all your athletes get the "bowl cut" hairstyle

Is that true?

 

[BubbleToes]

I heard that your cross-town rival, UR-IN All Stars, has sent in a spy to steal your crappy choreography. Any evidence? Will you retaliate?

Ahhhh UR-IN Allstars....Pissy attitudes and always sneaking and leaking around us Craps! No evidence yet, when we get it....you know the Crap will hit the fan!

 

[BubbleToes]

i saw one of your athletes parents poor their drinks on a couple for stealing their seats. do you enforce this kind of behavior?

I'm sorta surprised this couple, with our reputation of not using toilet paper and no deodorant that they would even attempt this....maybe our athletes were just trying to clean them up from sitting our seats. Such a thoughtful bunch of Crap!

 

[BubbleToes]

I heard you make all your athletes get the "bowl cut" hairstyle

Is that true?

YES! Thanks for noticing. Brown hair "bowl" cuts are a must, with a toilet paper bow!
No blondes allowed though, that would be UR-IN Allstars.

 

[Mamarazzi]

I heard you hired #2by#2 to shoot videos at your gym and post them on pootube. Is that true?

 

[ThuyDiepCheer]

Hahahaha This is by far one of my favorite treads! I just started dying laughing when I saw this!

What is your 2011-2012 competition schedule like?

 

[coach12]

When does your proshop open?? i would LOVE a Craptastic shirt for sure!!!

 

[newcheerdad]

OMG! Can I tell you how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Craptastic All-Stars! Especially the Super Senior All-Girl Level 7 Bedets - those girls work it out better than a spoonful of metamucil and two bran muffins!

Anyway, my god I can't believe someone from the best cheer program in the history of cheer programs is on FierceBoard right now...but I have to ask this question because I just have to. *toilet paper whip*

*ok, have to breathe...and squat*

Much better! Ok, so I hear that you're getting new uniforms this year and a new color scheme. Is that true? Please say it isn't true, because your brown and yellow shimmery crop tops and super-absorbent boy shorts are FIERCE! Why would you want to mess with that perfection?

And oh yeah, I almost forgot to ask - somebody said that you were merging with Tranny Cats. Fact or rumor?

By the way, Susie's mother's cousin's best friend's hairdresser told me that Susie and her family are super sorry about everything. Would you take them back if they got down on their hands and knees, begged for forgiveness, and promised to work 100 hours at the Craptastic Arena concession stand without a single dollar going in to the pooster club account?

They say I let the prada fool me when it comes to Craptastic, but I will always be in your toilet for life!

 

[gigipizzagirly]

If my CP comes to tryouts and throws a cartwheel backwardroll front walkover can she be on level 5? She wants to go to worlds!