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[gofriars610]

@John Butler--Literally made my day that you shimmied my post! haha

 

[Deleted member 1556]

I hate when i post a fb status and then I realize that I misspelled something but I dont want to delete it and re post it because people already commented it/liked it.

#firstworldproblems

 

[tumbleyoda]

My two favorite ones so far this year come from one of my cheerleaders. Both happened during tumbling class:

Cheerleader to me: "So you know a smoothie is blended fruit right? Well ketchup is blended fruit, so ketchup is a smoothie."

While conditioning - Me - Do 2 sets of 25 pushups and finish up conditioning. Cheerleader whines - do we have to? Me - You know when you complain I just double the amount, Class groans. Cheerleader. "I'm sorry I am not feeling very pushed up today." Me - CLASS DISMISSED! The whole class was in tears crying laughing at her. She didn't get what she said until her younger sister explained it to her.

 

[KatieMcLaughlin]

Am I the only one that deletes a status if I get no likes or comments within a certain amount of time? haha

 

[moniicaaxox]

Am I the only one that deletes a status if I get no likes or comments within a certain amount of time? haha

i do that dooo hahah

 

[xoxbeastbackspotxox]

"Say I can't do something and I say watch me. Try and knock me down and I'll stand right back up."

 

[xoxbeastbackspotxox]

To win, all you need to do is get up one more time than you fall down.

 

[Alexandria_1025]

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." -Robert Frost

"Be not afraid of greatness; some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them." -William Shakespeare

 

[ssccxnce]

These are two of my most recent popular statuses:

"Happy 113th Birthday Cheerleading!!<3 Even though I am not cheering right now, it's still a huge part of my life & always will be "

"Another Halloween goes by...and it's still my least favorite holiday. Sorry to be a party pooper for those who love Halloween, but I cannot stand all these inappropriate costumes taking over my newsfeed. Bring on the Christmas lights, carols, and hot cocoa-not to mention the end of this stressful semester!"

glad to see im not alone on this

 

[Meggerz2310]

one of my all time favorites was
"What if you woke up tomarrow and all you had was what you thanked god for the night before?"
woah. deep right? haha

 

[John Butler]

My new favorite is the one I posted this morning...

"As I look out my window, the thick black smoke can be seen rising high into the sky from the many imbeciles out there who never learned to stop burning their bridges..."

 

[Chelseaswayzer]

mine is "you can't spell NCA without CA!"

 

[The_cheer_obsessed]

OMG I LOVE THIS THREAD! Okay I'm going to list my top 3:
1. Dear alarm clock, I am sorry I hit you this morning. I have anger issues. We need counseling. No wait, it's you, not me. Wake me up again, I BRING HAMMERS.
2. Dear tounge, can't touch this! From, elbow
3. Say "beer can" with a British accent. I just taught you how to say "bacon" in Jamaican. Your welcome.

 

[FA_pinknation]

My most recent facebook status (a short annecdote about someone I met at a local gym (not a cheer gym...a working out type of public gym)) got me 42 likes! lol I think thats my record... Here it is:

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Random girl at Monster Gym (sees my Flyers gym bag on my way out) : "Ooh that's where I recognized you from, you're on the Flyers All-Starz Cheerleading world champion team, right? I am a huge fan, you guys are awesome...its an honour to meet you" .... wow cool...I guess we're famous? lol​

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[ztaprincess]

"So excited to have a new baby cousin, too bad my aunt looked at me with disgust when I suggested naming him Leroy Jethrow =/. Thank you USA for constant NCIS marathons."