oncecoolcoachnowmom
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- Mar 2, 2014
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Slowly easing back into teaching privates in preparation for getting back into coaching and was reminded of the following:
COLLEGE HOPEFULS WITH NO DEAD FLOOR EXPERIENCE REALLY CLOSE TO TRYOUTS.
Me: So where are you trying out?
Kid: University of We Have More Championships Than You Have Fingers. In 4 weeks.
Me: So what tumbling do you have?
Kid: I was last pass on Insert L5 Team Here. I did an arabian through to punch front to whip front handspring whip double.
Me: University of We Have More Championships Than You Have Fingers tryouts are all on dead floor. What dead floor skills do you have?
Kid: I'm working my BHS to a tuck.
You need Moses to part the Red Sea himself. Not privates.
COLLEGE HOPEFULS WITH NO DEAD FLOOR EXPERIENCE REALLY CLOSE TO TRYOUTS.
Me: So where are you trying out?
Kid: University of We Have More Championships Than You Have Fingers. In 4 weeks.
Me: So what tumbling do you have?
Kid: I was last pass on Insert L5 Team Here. I did an arabian through to punch front to whip front handspring whip double.
Me: University of We Have More Championships Than You Have Fingers tryouts are all on dead floor. What dead floor skills do you have?
Kid: I'm working my BHS to a tuck.
You need Moses to part the Red Sea himself. Not privates.