All-Star Best Excuses During Practice....

Cheer.Coach22 said:

... you think that's bad.. a girl on my jv team got a CONCUSSION from doing a forward roll...

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i got a concussion from hitting my head on a chair.

yep.

"it's not my fault"

a girl on y old team was a senior in high school and she wasn't flying in one part of the pyramid, or any at that point; she was front spotting. she was one of the biggest flyers on the team so she couldn't fly. so instead of front spotting like she was supposed to she went of the side and sat down and later on went to the coach and complained that because its her last year she needs to be in the front and center for everything that our team did.

AllstarObsession said:

i got a concussion from hitting my head on a chair.

yep.

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Me too. Have a scar above my eye too.

cupieqt said:

Me too. Have a scar above my eye too.

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bahaha me too! my doctor was like, you did what?!
and my coach was upset because i had to sit out and she thought i was faking it because it was hot outside >_>

"I can't fly tonight because my cow stepped on my foot." #TexasCheerProbz

I got a paper cut in school today....can i not jump?

Angelica said:

"I can't fly tonight because my cow stepped on my foot." #TexasCheerProbz

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Baha, I love this one, defiantly a Texas problem... and just a cow girl in general problem. For bases it would be I can't base I have rope burn.

Angelica said:

"I can't fly tonight because my cow stepped on my foot." #TexasCheerProbz

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semi-related: I grew up in Texas. In college, I went to a friend's graduation from the Coast Guard Academy in New London, CT. Besides people thinking it was hilarious whenever I said "y'all", I actually had someone ask me if I rode my horse to school.

i coach an open coed team... it drives me nuts that the guys dont warm up because "they dont need to"

"I cant I have to poop"

when a flyer her practices her skill a few times then stops because "i can do it, i dont need to practice" :banghead:

the mini girls i coach always have tummy aches or "fevers" and want to go home or sit down but when i break them to get some water theyre the first ones to go run on the trampoline and jump.......

i always tell them..."you just complained about being sick so i dont want to see you jumping on the mats or the trampoline.."

Then all of a sudden they tell me... "coach christina i feel better now ..."

kickdblcj said:

"I cant I have to poop"

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this one should actually be treated serious.....as embarassing as it is..... this was my excuse last week at practice and they didnt believe and called a full out tumbling section routine.... ...well i didnt make it through the first 8 count.....i really had to poo..... lol i ran to the bathroom

christina3655 said:

this one should actually be treated serious.....as embarassing as it is..... this was my excuse last week at practice and they didnt believe and called a full out tumbling section routine.... ...well i didnt make it through the first 8 count.....i really had to poo..... lol i ran to the bathroom

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Its one of the most common things said at my gym haha