OT Twinkle Vanwinkle

[Mamarazzi]

So we're having this discussion on my facebook right now about all the crazy, real names we've heard.

Velveeta Dumas
Linoleum Jones
Placenta Miller
Xvayveon (I can't even begin to pronounce this...)

And I went to school with:

Shanda Leer and
Liberty Bell

Who do you know?

 

[fiercerando88]

So we're having this discussion on my facebook right now about all the crazy, real names we've heard.

Velveeta Dumas
Linoleum Jones
Placenta Miller
Xvayveon (I can't even begin to pronounce this...)

And I went to school with:

Shanda Leer and
Liberty Bell

Who do you know?

Those are just downright cruel! Liberty Bell... were these people watching Juno too much?

I only have one to add, but I think it's a pretty good one... Sundaycarbirth Rodriguez. Yes, poor child's first name is Sunday-car-birth. One word. Because guess what? Poor child was born in a car.. on a Sunday. This was one of my dad's clients when I was 10 and I will never forget the day he came home and told us this story. So ridiculous.

 

[Mamarazzi]

Those are just downright cruel! Liberty Bell... were these people watching Juno too much?

I only have one to add, but I think it's a pretty good one... Sundaycarbirth Rodriguez. Yes, poor child's first name is Sunday-car-birth. One word. Because guess what? Poor child was born in a car.. on a Sunday. This was one of my dad's clients when I was 10 and I will never forget the day he came home and told us this story. So ridiculous.

Bless Sundaycarbirth's heart...

My elementary school music teacher's name was Mrs. Fiddler. And we have a Dr. Smiley, DDS, here in VA.

 

[Audrey]

Going through an old middle school yearbook I discovered a teacher named Mrs. Boring. I thought that one was pretty amusing.

 

[cheermom5678]

Knew a girl named Goo-Gee. She named herself, according to her mom, she said Goo Gee the 1st day she was born....??

 

[SheCheers]

My son played baseball with a girl named Abcde, and apparently it's becoming a common name. Our neighbor named their kid courvorsier. Gah.

 

[Audrey]

Just remembered an article I read a while back. I think "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" tops all of these.
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2011/09/13/did-you-know-of-the-day-77/

 

[Jessica]

i used to cheer with a girl named shalinka.... we always thought that was really strange Cheer Tennessee

One of my friends met a girl at her job named le-ah pronounced "le dash ah" not "leah"....... -__-

 

[SachaaFiercee]

So we're having this discussion on my facebook right now about all the crazy, real names we've heard.

Velveeta Dumas
Linoleum Jones
Placenta Miller
Xvayveon (I can't even begin to pronounce this...)

And I went to school with:

Shanda Leer and
Liberty Bell

Who do you know?

Xvayveon(; haha car rideeesss!?

 

[cheerforeverever]

Had a friend who is a teacher with a child in the class named Shadynasty. When she first read the name she read it fast and for a second thought that the mother named her child shady-nasty but apparently its sha-dynasty.....

 

[marissa.d]

these poor, poor children.
how do you even pronounce abcde SheCheers ?!

 

[TheVipersMom]

Hah ok it's not like that funny but the jokes my dad use to make about the boy I liked so much in high school were kind of mean but they were funny.

His name was Derente
But it is pronounced as Da Rent.

So my dad made a joke about this boys mom when she was having him.
He said "someone asked her who it was and she said that's Derente and that's how i got Da Rent paid that month so we just gon name him Derente."

It's not as funny as me saying the joke as it was the way my dad said it.

But honestly there are so many. When I worked for AT&T we had compiled a list of customers with funny names that would call in.
The only one I can remember was

Richard Shaker
(for those who don't know the name richard is usually the short of the name Richard)

So just replace the name with the short name and say his last name. Lol maybe I'm the only one who found this funny.

Also I see someone listed the name Courvoisier I actually had a boy in my class in 1st grade named that-
Might I add that was the same boy who cut a chunk out of my extremely long hair at the time. My mom made a huge deal about it and got him suspended. See his parents was already setting him up for trouble. Funny thing is were actually Facebook friends now and when he first added me we joked about that. Lol

 

[Hodiestoe]

As a teacher you get all kinds of funny names, I think the one that wins the prize was from about 9 years ago when I was on my training placement. Her name was Summer Piggin. I don't know if it will translate well but Piggin here is used as a colloquialism for 'awful/gross'. I've had a class of 5 Mercedes all spelt differently, a Jazz Handson (which of course was shortened to Jazz Hands in my musical theatre head ) and today's delight; a class with Peaches, Precious, Paris and Pixie, all in ONE class .

 

[Mamarazzi]

A cheer mom just commented on my fb about a case she just had for Chih Ching.

 

[SheCheers]

Apa

these poor, poor children.
how do you even pronounce abcde SheCheers ?!

It was pronounced Ob-Sid-ee