All-Star Hairgate 2015 - Mom Upset Daughter Is Off The Team Because She Wont Straighten Hair For Competitions

[oncecoolcoachnowmom]

Everyone get ready for the new Fallaw Elite Allstars. Pretty sure they'll just open their own gym. Her daughter can be the center of everything, on every team. And no one's hair will be harmed in the process.

The voiceover possibilities abound!

"Fallaw Elite, best in the world! We got zero rings but look at those curls!" *insert cat call whistle sound effect*

"After worlds we bring it back for the Summit. Switch that flat iron for a wand yeah we up and done it."

It's time for me to go to bed.

 

[Official OWECheer]

The voiceover possibilities abound!

"Fallaw Elite, best in the world! We got zero rings but look at those curls!"

It's time for me to go to bed.

DYING!

 

[KPep]

The voiceover possibilities abound!

"Fallaw Elite, best in the world! We got zero rings but look at those curls!"

"After worlds we bring it back for the Summit. Switch that straightener for a wand yeah we up and done it."

It's time for me to go to bed.

Now I get the Pampers Cruisers ad. That's epic!

 

[Official OWECheer]

#RingletsOverRings

 

[SL&AM]

Now I get the Pampers Cruisers ad. That's epic!

I get a $1 coupon to Dollar General....bwahahahaha!

The voiceover possibilities abound!

"Fallaw Elite, best in the world! We got zero rings but look at those curls!" *insert cat call whistle sound effect*

"After worlds we bring it back for the Summit. Switch that flat iron for a wand yeah we up and done it."

It's time for me to go to bed.

 

[cheerKT]

How do you think it's pronounced?

I have a friend with that last name. It's pretty much just how it looks, "Fa-LAW"

 

[oncecoolcoachnowmom]

Team names:

Mini 1: Shirley Temples
Youth 2: Curly2s
Junior 3: Wavy Ladies
Senior 5: Golden FALLAW-LESS RINGlets

 

[Official OWECheer]

Team names:

Mini 1: Shirley Temples
Youth 2: Curly2s
Junior 3: Waves
Senior 5: Golden FALLAW-LESS RINGlets

This is cute. But now I'm thinking of Top Shelf All-Stars

 

[SL&AM]

I have a friend with that last name. It's pretty much just how it looks, "Fa-LAW"

That is how I figured it was pronounced, but until I said it out-loud I didn't make the connection to the Falling comment.

 

[SL&AM]

This is cute. But now I'm thinking of Top Shelf All-Stars

Top Shelf All Stars? Like Top Shelf Liquor?

 

[Official OWECheer]

Top Shelf All Stars? Like Top Shelf Liquor?

Yes. It was the FB parents' idea. Team names included Jack Daniels and Whiskey Sours.

I don't understand the bunch.

 

[SL&AM]

Yes. It was the FB parents' idea. Team names included Jack Daniels and Whiskey Sours.

I don't understand the bunch.

I so need to archive search more often!

 

[311cheermom]

Ok, this news story was broadcasted LIVE? Where is this that they are so desperate for news? Also, the headline is sooo misleading. The owner said it was about more than hair.

My daughter's hair is at least that curly and straightening it about once a month for competitions doesn't damage it at all, if it's done right.

This is crazy! That mom is totally whack!

 

[SharkDad]

So this thread is still going on with replies from everyone (over 500 posts worth) who thinks it shouldn't be an issue?"

 

[SharkDad]

We gotta talk about something vaguely cheer related until comp season starts...

Sadly, the Varsity monopoly is a better subject than this is.