- Dec 15, 2009
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Ahem.
Dear Trinity,
I can be bought for your (future) I5 team (because this gym is clearly going places), for all that was promised in the letter plus the repayment of my student loans. If you throw in a car (and Audi Q7...I can't be rollin' around in Atlanta in any ole car)...I will throw in my younger sister for your medium coed...(she doesn't have level 5 tumbling...but we would technically be doing yall a favor)...throw in Cam Newton (or if you can't get him to traded to Atl, any Atlanta Falcon player will do) and an 11 carat ring with proposal of marriage (and my own wedding special on Big Rich Atlanta) and I will throw in my 7 year old niece...
If you can get me on the Real Housewives of Atlanta as the 8th housewife....
I await your call.
Dear Trinity,
I can be bought for your (future) I5 team (because this gym is clearly going places), for all that was promised in the letter plus the repayment of my student loans. If you throw in a car (and Audi Q7...I can't be rollin' around in Atlanta in any ole car)...I will throw in my younger sister for your medium coed...(she doesn't have level 5 tumbling...but we would technically be doing yall a favor)...throw in Cam Newton (or if you can't get him to traded to Atl, any Atlanta Falcon player will do) and an 11 carat ring with proposal of marriage (and my own wedding special on Big Rich Atlanta) and I will throw in my 7 year old niece...
If you can get me on the Real Housewives of Atlanta as the 8th housewife....
I await your call.