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caobsession said:
my coach threatens to throw the clock at us if we for example don't do it full out when we should'v. "I WILL THROW THIS CLOCK AT YOU SO HARD YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU, dont think i wont.."

we've actually gone through i think 2 clocks already, he isn't kidding
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What is funny about this? Sounds borderline abusive.
 
socratesofcheer said:
What is funny about this? Sounds borderline abusive.
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I hope he doesn't literally throw clocks at you guys.
One of my coaches like 7 years ago, would throw ANY water bottles near when he was mad that we weren't doing the routine full out. He would jokingly threaten to throw them at us, but he just threw them at the floor.
We learned to keep our water bottles FAR away from where the coaches usually stood.
 
one day at the gym we were doing our routine and the radio was on the floor and we did this one part of our routine and the music skipped and my coach called us water buffalo....we laughed for a good 10 min.
 
Funny things your coaches say!
today i randomly thought of this one time my coach was taking attendance at practice and she was like "okay everyone is here except for sarah.. but its okay because sarah is in like a different country right now so she has a good excuse" then one of the kids said "she's only in hawaii" so my coach said "like i said.. she's in a different country" the whole team died laughing and we had to explain to her how hawaii is part of the u.s

then another time one of our stunt groups kept dropping the flyer who is a very small 9 year old. so my coach said "i don't understand why you cant keep her up.. she's a fetus" (;

share your funny coach stories!
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hahah i didnt een have to look who posted this and i knew right away who you were talking about :)
 
I've been know to call standing tumbling "stumbling"...which sometimes isn't too far off!

Also, when trying to get my girls to stop talking, I would say "it's my turn... It's all about me..." Last week, one of the girls made me a shirt that says that!! Love it!
 
eastcoastcheer said:
when we're doing dances he will be like "GIVE IT TO MEEEE (enter last name of girl here)!!!" while hip thrusting.
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Thats inappropriate...

Aside from that, back on topic. Luke Johnson coaches me last year and he would grade our routines based on stores, "That was definatley a Walmart performance. Lets work for Marshall's." I remember one time we did really good and he was like "You all just went from Marshall's to Bloomingdales!!!!" <3 Luke!
 
Im lucky there aren't too many aerials kids on the boards! They would be on top of this thread! Although when our kids do silly stuff or just something dumb... We call them Donkey's. Like Donkey from Shrek. : ) So if you ever walked up to a bunch of Aerials Kids and said HEY DONKEYS! They would all turn around and look for who is calling them.
 
"1 2 your a mess 5 6 7 8"

*Team is running* Coach, "Are you tired?" Team, "NO!" "Okay then keep running!"

We hate the word fullout so my coach says "I want you guys to do all the elements" or "Alright, I want the jumps, the stunts, all tumbling and the pyramid"

If we were ever afraid of throwing tumbling, my old coach would say "If your scared go to church!" haha
 
Um, really, everything that comes out of kenney's mouth is soooo hilarious. Unless he's legit mad at us, but that's not often.

the other day, my favorite quote ever from kelly: People have been calling us tanorexics. If the worst insult they have is that we're tan and skinny, then I'll take it.

hahahhah
 
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