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[kjstepone]

Dear USASF/IASF,

Please post the final schedule so I can start my printing and highlighting.

Sincerely,
Impatient OCD (ex)Cheerleader

 

[garretttt]

Dear Stingrays Orange,

Go SSX!

Sincerely,
Steve Irwin

Dear SSX,

You gotta catch me before you can X me

Sincerely,
Indestructable glass of orange juice

 

[mykidsmom]

Dear ...
Visa,Amex,Master Card,Check Card,Debit Card,Check Book ....I promise to give you a break as soon as this weekend is over...this action will be most appreciated by my wonderful hubby...

sincerely, the hand that has reached in and yanked you one too many,many,many times

 

[SharkDad]

Dear SSX,

You gotta catch me before you can X me

Sincerely,
Indestructable glass of orange juice

Dear glass of orange juice,

You are clean, but not indestructible.

Keep in mind Haterade is Orange juice gone sour.

Sincerely,

Lots of respect for you, but gotta poke fun if you let me

 

[Just-a-Mom]

Dear funny, HAPPY thread that I come to when the boards are stressful (mmmm...releasing athletes thread, anyone?),

WTH?!?!?!?!?!

Sincerely,
Hopefully now that we've gotten that out I can have peace, zen, and laughter here again.

 

[garretttt]

Dear glass of orange juice,

You are clean, but not indestructible.

Keep in mind Haterade is Orange juice gone sour.

Sincerely,

Lots of respect for you, but gotta poke fun if you let me

Dear SharkDad,

yes all in good fun! tons of respect for ssx

Sincerely,
garrett!

 

[Mamarazzi]

Dear cp's Nfinitys,

You freakin' STINK! Geez!

Sincerely,
Lysol/Anti-Fungal-spray-totin-in-a-holster Mom

 

[NJ Coach]

Dear F5,

I love you, but please stay out of Alabama!

Sincerely,
Heartbroken for those poor people

 

[createmagic]

Dear very sore, 27-year-old body,

Stop this nonsense. You are not that old. Standing tucks should not result in three days of pain.

Sincerely,

Me

 

[NEliteTexas]

Dear AP Testing,

Please hold off while I watch Worlds...

Sincerely,

Nervous, cheerleading loving, AP Tester

 

[marissa.d]

Dear my annoying English teacher

Please do not give Major grade Critical Analysis research papers that are due the day before worlds because i like to procrastinate and now i can't concentrate due to the fact that i am leaving tomorrow!!

Sincerely,
i'm having to lock myself out of my facebook to finish this thing and not update my status about worlds

 

[kaylalalaxo]

Dear girls who constantly miss practice in the spring/summer,
How do you expect to practice any of the stunts, tumbling, skills we need for the next season if you're never here?
Sincerely, I thought you weren't even on the team anymore

Dear computer,
I apologize in advance for overworking you this weekend due to being on facebook & the fierceboard stalking worlds,
Sincerely, going to get no sleep

Dear sore abs,
Summer 2011 you will be lookin good!
Sincerely, girl who does non stop ab workouts for conditioning

Dear body,
I'm sorry for all the pain i've put you through, I just cant stop doing what i love
Sincerely, im going to miss all this in a couple years

 

[brittzcheer4]

Dear sociology teacher,
I'm convinced you are part of the all star world and could be on the boards for all I know. Because why else would you give me a random spring break the week of worlds, you know, 2 weeks before semester ends??
If i see you at the Milkhouse i will bow at your feet.

Sincerely,
grateful student attending worlds

 

[CEA Storm]

Dear ankles,

Don't be wimps.

Sincerely,
I'd like to tumbling without painful ankles

Dear flyer,

Don't expect to go into an extenstion with bent legs.

Sincerely,
You're only a flyer because you're tiny, but you can at least try

Dear 8th grade coach,

Thanks for yelling at me and telling me to leave. It was my first time back spotting and I wasn't sure what to do.

Sincerely,
Upset 8th grader

Dear squishy mat,

Thanks for protecting my face from bad back tucks.

Sincerely,
That would have hurt on the floor

 

[CEA Storm]

Dear Fierceboard,

I have a science paper to write. Please stop being such a nice way to procrastinate.

Sincerely,
I have work to do!