All-Star Funny things your coaches say!

[Num1Stunta]

I think I saw this on MTV made.... didn't the Pro Athletics coach say something like "I'm not the one who sucks at cheerleading, YOU ARE"

That made me LOL

 

[SamanthaFoor]

My grandmother can do these motions, and she has no arms or legs....

 

[MadstarRocksAmerica]

There is a girl at my current squad who I find hilarious cause she has an analogy for everything, they go something like this:

Teaching clean; "You know in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when Augustus Gloop is stuck in the pipe? That's you."
Doing hip-hop; "Maddie, at this bit you looked like you were telephoning someone."

I've started refering to the girls as 'plates of spagetti' and 'walking deductions.' Harsh, but they'll thank me one day!

This was a different girl in hh again; "It's like you're checking yourself out, put your lipgloss on, pull away, FULL LENGTH MIRROR. Check it out and drop!" <3 <3 <3

 

[Num1Stunta]

There is a girl at my current squad who I find hilarious cause she has an analogy for everything, they go something like this:

Teaching clean; "You know in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when Augustus Gloop is stuck in the pipe? That's you."
Doing hip-hop; "Maddie, at this bit you looked like you were telephoning someone."

I've started refering to the girls as 'plates of spagetti' and 'walking deductions.' Harsh, but they'll thank me one day!

This was a different girl in hh again; "It's like you're checking yourself out, put your lipgloss on, pull away, FULL LENGTH MIRROR. Check it out and drop!" <3 <3 <3

I used to use that one a while back, until I one day realized that most kids nowadays have never seen that movie lol

 

[XoxLibertyallstarsxox]

Either go full out or your friends are waiting for you! Friends= Running the stairs

 

[XoxLibertyallstarsxox]

Our coach called a girl GOOFUS and everyone was laughing like crazy

 

[Chayser Elisabeth]

hahaha everything that comes out of eric's mouth.. pretty much my whole team always quotes bon qui qui. girl, i will cut you. <3

 

[allstar717]

we were re-choreographing our dance and my coach gave us this awkward motion that everyone thought to hard about and after going from the top he started doing the motion yelling "what is this motion i have never seen this motion ever in my life before it is not what I showed you !"
probably the funniest thing ever
now he says it all the time not so funny anymore

 

[CaRoLiNaS FiNeSt]

There are soooo many!
One time during dance we weren't popping correctly and our coach stopped us and said "I was expecting this dance to look like it came from MTV, but its looks a lot like it came from the CMT channel!" && sometimes if we don't smile he threatens to take his shoe off and throw it at us.. ahaha
Also, one time we were at the beach for competition and our coaches stayed in a condo. It was storming sooo loud! Our coach said he thought Jesus was coming!
Everyone always has this one girl on the team that can't to her spot on time.....for the one on our team he says "LOOK! it's grandma strolling across the mat!!"
A time when we are late gettting to our spot our coach accuses us of eating cheeseburgers and taking our time! haha

soo many more......

 

[alyssa =)]

My coach one year would always get really into the routine! she would scream and yell for us at practice!... for some reason while she was yelling and screaming she could never remember our names whether she was yelling at us for something we did bad or giving us kudos. so she eventually started to call all of us bill. im not sure why she picked bill. but we had it printed on the back of our team shirt in big letters.

Another year i had a team with lots of romances going on. while we were on a bus trip to north carolina, some of the couples would either lean on each others shoulders or hold hands. when any of us saw something happening we would would text my coach the word purple (guys=blue, girls=red). lets just say our coach got a lot of texts! lol...

 

[FamousBrandon1]

Hit The Stunt or im Gonna Rip Your Head Off .

 

[txcheergirl11]

when someone tells our coach theyre scared to do something, he tells them not to be scared of it..be scared of small pox or terrorism.

 

[JVBSB]

I feel like I have to post on this. Funny things that our coaches say are as follows:

"go back"
"do it again"
"full out"
"all stunts"
"all tumbling"
"full out....again"
"we're doing this routine 5 times today"

after every one of these statements they normally smile. So i mean, I guess to someone it's funny?

 

[KTucker]

Sorry some how I press reply

The funny things my coaches have said is
" What the Ham sandwich" ... We were having choreography and one of our team mates had her hair wrap/do rag on and when he wanted her to come to him instead of calling her by her name he called her "Sojourner Truth" we all busted out laughing and even the coaches laughed to.

When the same choreographer was see who could tumble he split us up between who could and could not and he call the one who could not tumble SPECTATORS and his reason why is because they have the same skills as the people watching us. And of course we laughed again.

hahahahaha i died. that is really clever.

 

[CheerBabe8925]

I love Eric! He is really funny.....especially with the older kids.

does he sometimes go by EJ ? I think he is from gymtime