Things Cheerleaders Say

[arispurplecheerkitty]

Some of our girls will come in and decide they want abs, and lay there and do a billion crunches and complain they don't have them yet (and then post something on Instagram about it, undoubtably... Undoubtedly? I just realized idk which). They don't understand that doing that once every 2 or 3 months isn't going to get you abs.


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Yeah I dot know but I think there is a mood for it.


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[Official OWECheer]

Cheerleading really is a different language! It's so funny when you are teaching new people how to stunt (even just for a prep!) and you go "clean on 5, sponge/squish on 8, LOCK OUT, cradle on 4...be tight!" and they just stare at you with glazed eyes...

Others:
Casually stating "yeah, my flyer kicked me at practice, and I accidentally hit the other base..."

"Stay tight!"

"Bases, use your legs!"

When telling a new/non-cheerleader a stunt is illegal... "Like OMG, what happens? Do they send you to jail or do you get a ticket???"


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"DON'T LET HER FOOT REST ON YOUR CHEST!" Ugh. BIGGEST problem I see with bases.

 

[ulta]

"It's fine, it only hurts when i move it."
When non-cheerleaders at work/school ask about an injury.
#wasntme

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[fullpass]

"I ate mat"


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[cheernerd5678]

"I swear my ankle is broken"
Non cheerleaders - OMG You should get that checked out
Cheerleaders - yeah yeah yeah we know your ankle always hurts shush you're fine.


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[mamabear]

"I can't. I have practice."

 

[Meagan]

"I ate mat"


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HOLY that is one thing you hate to admit!

 

[oncecoolcoachnowmom]

When it's time for jumps at practice:

"My big toe hurts."
"I have a headache."
"Can we break for water?"
"I think I have the flu."
"The floor is broken right here."
"I hurt my finger last stunt. I think I need to sit out."
"There's something in my eye and it hurts."

 

[cheernerd5678]

When it's time for jumps at practice:

"My big toe hurts."
"I have a headache."
"Can we break for water?"
"I think I have the flu."
"The floor is broken right here."
"I hurt my finger last stunt. I think I need to sit out."
"There's something in my eye and it hurts."

I usually go "I think we really need to work on stunts... Like REALLY"


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[Meagan]

I usually go "I think we really need to work on stunts... Like REALLY"


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Things cheerleaders say....

At least 1 of my future kids better cheer or I'm just gonna have to join a parent team.

 

[GreenStormLucy]

"Save it!"
"This is not Do-what-you-want-Allstars"
"Go hard"
"Be a pittbull"
"Really?" *raiseeyebrow*

This would be my top 5 ^^



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[sarahh_cheers]

"do it for worlds!"

 

[brennanez99]

"You don't have to spot me... But could you just stand there?"

"Full? No problem. Back walkover? *silence*"


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[Meagan]

"You don't have to spot me... But could you just stand there?"


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lol that was my famous line all the time! Idk why it was so comforting having someone just stand there!

 

[ace_diana]

Yass!

Do it for the ring

Just do it


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