All-Star Your Best Facebook Status...

[canttouchthis]

"Best morning text ever!

"OMG its funny when girls try to flirt with me... Im like GIRL are you blind!? Im wearing my makeup better than you!"​

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I cant!"​

this is hilarious!!!!!!!

 

[AndyT_T]

"Being nice to someone you dislike doesn't mean you're a fake. It means you are mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them."

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[ssccxnce]

This was mine tonight

"dear stumbleupon,
recently you have reentered my life at a time when i needed the creative spark to keep working, however i feel the need to tell you i do not appreciate you distracting me when i have 4 projects due tomorrow, if there is someway you could possibly become less appealing within the next 5 minutes, i would be eternally greatful,
xo, kelsey."

 

[ShoWStoppeR]

oh wow. well i update my facebook status like its nobody's business. lol actually i've been alot better, but that's because i put all the things i want for statuses in my project 365. feel free to check it out

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.2137314199253.2132004.1438071840&type=3

ps, if you ever need some inspiration, check out bro tips hahahaha

 

[Audrey]

This is my favorite recent one. Short, sweet, and to the point.

"Harry Potter>Twilight"

I posted it half an hour ago and it already has 22 likes.

 

[Kimpii]

You'd have to ask my facebook friends. I'd like to think I'm spectacularly witty and have many a fantastic statuses. Some recent tidbits:
'I don't know much about gunpowder, treason and plot. But I do know a thing or two about pie..'
'I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK' / 'GO HOME, CHEESE!'
and my personal favorite of the month:
'Good things come to those who wait. Or Slytherins..'

CHEEESE <3

 

[kristenthegreat]

CHEEESE <3

I. HAVE. A. CARROT!!

 

[cheer4ever0522]

Be strong now because things will get better
it might be stormy now but it cant rain forever

 

[cheer4ever0522]

my alarm clock is obviously jelous because my bed and i are completly in love

 

[Kimpii]

I. HAVE. A. CARROT!!

Twinkle sprinkle little fart, how i wonder if a cat.

 

[Batch]

People are going to want you, need you, exceed you, love you, hate you, rate you, save you and break you. Guess what? That's what MAKES you.

 

[KatieMcLaughlin]

This is mine from 2 days ago that got me 50+ likes haha : "I leave homework to the last day because I'll be older, and therefore wiser "

 

[ctwings]

So deuce is my 4 year old son and heather/a-he is my sister and deuce has been watching her cheer from day 10 of his life!!! So here is my status from Tuesday......

On the way to see heather, deuce and I had the best conversation...he asked why we didnt need to take a plane to she ahe...i told him she moved back to ga....he asked if she ” lost her beach house” I told him no. Then he asked what we will do at ahe's house and I said ” hang out and go to ahe's job”. Deuce then told me that ahe does not have a job, I said yes she does, she is a cheerleading coach like mommy. Deuce then said is A -He is not a cheerleader any more??? Then in a serious voice deuce said, ohhh no, a-he threw away her cheerleading bow? I laughed and said thats funny deuce. He said no mom its horrible...you can't throw away cheerleading bows!!! That awkward moment when cheerleading takes over my entire house!!!

 

[CharlieCheers]

'I love Adele.' 79 likes.


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[AllstarObsession]

My two favorite ones so far this year come from one of my cheerleaders. Both happened during tumbling class:

Cheerleader to me: "So you know a smoothie is blended fruit right? Well ketchup is blended fruit, so ketchup is a smoothie."

While conditioning - Me - Do 2 sets of 25 pushups and finish up conditioning. Cheerleader whines - do we have to? Me - You know when you complain I just double the amount, Class groans. Cheerleader. "I'm sorry I am not feeling very pushed up today." Me - CLASS DISMISSED! The whole class was in tears crying laughing at her. She didn't get what she said until her younger sister explained it to her.

i dont get it.