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[Seeker30]

“YOU’RE CUTE WHEN YOU’RE MAD.”

I’mma be f*****(freaking) gorgeous in a minute.​

 

[kyzzles]

"Cheerleading will kill me someday...but I'm in the best shape of my life"

 

[tumbleyoda]

i dont get it.

LOL. Check your PM.

 

[TheVipersMom]

LOL. Check your PM.

Lol well will you tell me because I didn't get it either?

 

[kobegirl]

LSU wins. again

 

[ctwings]

So today deuce told me "do u know what I'm thankful for" I asked what deuce.......looked at the floor then at me and said "you mommy"
Made my heart melt!!!!

 

[ssccxnce]

"Nickeback walks into a bar. There’s no punch line because there’s nothing funny about ruining music."

this was after their disastrous performance at the grey cup (Canadas Superbowl but completely pointless and nobody enjoys it)

 

[peytonnmariee]

-a relationship isnt a test, why cheat?
-i just saw a commerical for the kardashian clothing line, is the retun policy 72 days?
- truth is statuses..

 

[ztaprincess]

"Nickeback walks into a bar. There’s no punch line because there’s nothing funny about ruining music."

this was after their disastrous performance at the grey cup (Canadas Superbowl but completely pointless and nobody enjoys it)

I often wonder if we tell Canada that we will no longer play Hockey here in the US if they will take Nickleback off our hands as well. I think it is a fair trade.

 

[ssccxnce]

I often wonder if we tell Canada that we will no longer play Hockey here in the US if they will take Nickleback off our hands as well. I think it is a fair trade.

lol canada doesnt even want nickleback there was a petition to stop their performance tonight

 

[ztaprincess]

lol canada doesnt even want nickleback there was a petition to stop their performance tonight

dangit then we have to find a country that is willing to take them off of our hands.

 

[ssccxnce]

dangit then we have to find a country that is willing to take them off of our hands.

france? egypt? send them to a culture where theyre enslaved and forced to listen to theory of a deadman for all eternity

 

[WorkToWin]

france? egypt? send them to a culture where theyre enslaved and forced to listen to theory of a deadman for all eternity

no way! they already have enough problems!

 

[SmileyRyleigh]

"Why do we blame God for every tear if we don't thank him for every smile?"
"I actually love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face."

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[omgitskennyy]

"A 3.5 hour practice, about 10 gallons of sweat, and a fat lip. COME AT ME BOYSSSS!!!!!"