All-Star My Flyer Is So Fat

[King]

My flyer is so fat her crown is a hula hoop.

 

[Deleted member 1556]

My flyer is so fat, when she does a basket toss she goes 5 feet underground
My flyer is so fat, when she walks gets credit for doing a barrel roll

 

[cupieqt]

My flyer's so fat she crushed the throne.

L O L!!!

 

[cupieqt]

My flyers so fat when she gets on fierceboard it crashes

 

[lilmonstermaker]

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[omgitskennyy]

My flyer is so fat when she does her toe-backs Cal Tech reports a seismic disturbance.

 

[caobsession]

My flyer is so fat that baby, she IS the firework.

Remember that Yo Momma show from MTV?

The Fierceboard community proudly presents to you.. Yo Flya. We need our own show, seriously

 

[kaylaxlaylaa]

my flyer is so fat when she does a standing tuck into the pool she causes all the water to fly out.

 

[arilt95]

my flyer is so fat when she does a standing tuck into the pool she causes all the water to fly out.

i didn't know she actually fit in the pool...

 

[VTX]

i didn't know she actually fit in the pool...

Haha, Love it!

 

[kaylaxlaylaa]

i didn't know she actually fit in the pool...

ha barely, thats why all the water flys out to give her room to be in the pool!

 

[garretttt]

my flyer is so fat that the only full up she wants to do is full up her stomach.

 

[Rudags]

Where's some of the board comedians? @Jennaw ? @FamousRudags ?

I'm here... And I'm... well... Im here. Sorry. I am not on boards much right now. Work is consuming my life. Thanks for tagging me! I'm lacking on sleep and not in my 'Rudags' mentality, but will try me best and revisit this later...I also didnt read this thread so sorry if someone already said these...

My flyer's so fat, she wore a Cheer Extreme Shirt and a Helicoptor landed on her...
My flyer's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think shes walking backwards...
My flyer's so fat, if she bought a fur coat, a species would go extinct...
My flyer's so fat, the milkhouse wouldnt let anyone else in during Large Senior...
My flyer's so fat, when she was at Worlds - All the whales started singing "We are Family...."
My flyer's so fat - When she told me her weight, I thought she was talking about the # of CEA's Crossovers...
My flyer's so fat - When she sits on an ipod, it becomes an I-pad...
My flyer's so fat - She jumped in a pool in Elkridge, Maryland and a gym named their Level 5 team after the event

 

[arilt95]

I'm here... And I'm... well... Im here. Sorry. I am not on boards much right now. Work is consuming my life. Thanks for tagging me! I'm lacking on sleep and not in my 'Rudags' mentality, but will try me best and revisit this later...I also didnt read this thread so sorry if someone already said these...

My flyer's so fat, she wore a Cheer Extreme Shirt and a Helicoptor landed on her...
My flyer's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think shes walking backwards...
My flyer's so fat, if she bought a fur coat, a species would go extinct...
My flyer's so fat, the milkhouse wouldnt let anyone else in during Large Senior...
My flyer's so fat, when she was at Worlds - All the whales started singing "We are Family...."
My flyer's so fat - When she told me her weight, I thought she was talking about the # of CEA's Crossovers...
My flyer's so fat - When she sits on an ipod, it becomes an I-pad...
My flyer's so fat - She jumped in a pool in Elkridge, Maryland and a gym named their Level 5 team after the event

HAHAHA. dead.

 

[kaylaxlaylaa]

my flyers so fat the only double she knows of is a double cheeseburger