All-Star My Flyer Is So Fat

[cupieqt]

I'm here... And I'm... well... Im here. Sorry. I am not on boards much right now. Work is consuming my life. Thanks for tagging me! I'm lacking on sleep and not in my 'Rudags' mentality, but will try me best and revisit this later...I also didnt read this thread so sorry if someone already said these...

My flyer's so fat, she wore a Cheer Extreme Shirt and a Helicoptor landed on her...
My flyer's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think shes walking backwards...
My flyer's so fat, if she bought a fur coat, a species would go extinct...
My flyer's so fat, the milkhouse wouldnt let anyone else in during Large Senior...
My flyer's so fat, when she was at Worlds - All the whales started singing "We are Family...."
My flyer's so fat - When she told me her weight, I thought she was talking about the # of CEA's Crossovers...
My flyer's so fat - When she sits on an ipod, it becomes an I-pad...
My flyer's so fat - She jumped in a pool in Elkridge, Maryland and a gym named their Level 5 team after the event

AaaaaaaH!! perfect!! U made me lol just like I knew u would....awesome!

 

[worldsring09]

Here's one for my cp....

My flyer is so fat - when she went to Chef Mickey's after Worlds, she ate all of the Disney characters after finishing off the buffet.

 

[cupieqt]

My flyers so fat the judges are her spotters.

 

[KING-EVOLUTION]

My flyer is so fat, we get bonus dance points because she can make every part of her body shimmy!!!

 

[cupieqt]

My flyer is so fat, we get bonus dance points because she can make every part of her body shimmy!!!

It makes me giggle to see it wiggle!

 

[caobsession]

@FamousRudags "My flyer's so fat, the milkhouse wouldnt let anyone else in during Large Senior..."

there's the rudags we all know & love; personal favorite ^

 

[aalleexxx]

my flyers so fat her sound effect while pulling a bow n arrow is the sound of thunder

 

[Seeker30]

#myflyerssofat shes taking up all the space on fiercechat!

 

[cupieqt]

#myflyerssofat shes taking up all the space on fiercechat!

Waaaahhh! I want to get in but my fat azz flyer (laptop) won't let me!

 

[cupieqt]

My flyer is so fat she reloads slower than my old computer from the 80's.

 

[omgitskennyy]

My flyer is so fat she crushed all of Susie's parent's dreams.

 

[cartwheels&cupcakes]

My flyer is so fat that she broke the stairs trying to get to the stage

 

[SocalSpectator]

My flyer is so fat she can't get 2x2 videos, she can only get 1,000,000,000 x 1,000,000,000 videos.

 

[Seeker30]

my flyers so fat our gym has a contract with 2 tow truck companies to base

 

[cheer coach k]

My flyer is so fat, Maryland marlins had to perform 4 times because she was sitting in the front and the judges couldn't see the floor.