All-Star My Flyer Is So Fat

[HeyimA]

My flyer is so fat she has to be sprayed tanned by a fire hose.

 

[Mamarazzi]

The Book of Yo Flya is 6 full pages long already...

 

[ctwings]

My flyer is so fat it takes FAA clearance to go up!

 

[iCheer4G]

My flyer is so fat, she filled the first 5 rows up when she preformed in the arena at NCA

My flyer is so fat that when she pulls her scorpion her back rolls fill up her triangle

My flyer is so fat, she was wearing a red uni and all the kids chased her because they thought she was the kool-ade man

 

[ACcheerleader]

Guys, these are creating really awkward mental images...

 

[DJ]

My flyers so fat when we play ships and sailors she's the ship

We play cruise ships and tourists. Everyone to the ledo deck!

 

[DJ]

My flyer is so fat the coaches made her sign a contract to tumble at a different gym!

(Bahahahaha! @meanj should like this)

DEAD.

 

[MissBee]

My flyer is so fat our stunt sequence song is that old Will Smith song "Boom Shake The Room"

 

[Aussiekat]

World Cup's new flyer's so fat, she IS the SUN(s) and SS, Lazers, Lites, Twinkles and Ody just orbit around her. Epic routine.

Rays' new flyer's so fat she's on team Rainbow.

Cali's new flyer's so fat she's a bazooka in Bullet country.

CEA's new flyer's so fat they named a team LSW (large senior whales). Jaws wide, get Jonah inside omnomnom!

 

[CheerFierce!!]

My flyer is so fat she IS the Worlds backdrop...

 

[CheerFierce!!]

My flyer is so fat the judges don't know whether to give us bonus points or to disqualify us for using animals as props...

 

[CheerFierce!!]

my flyer is so fat we have to use hydrolics to base her...

 

[cupieqt]

My flyer is so fat when she tick tocks time stops

 

[KING-EVOLUTION]

My flyer is so fat!..(period)

Lol jk

 

[cupieqt]

My flyer is so fat when she does her toe touch the rest of us get a double bounce to tuck.