All-Star Kids Say The Darndest Things

My mini tells her flyer to pretend she's got VIP Bieber tickets in between her butt cheeks and she has to squeeze them to keep them.

I had a coed senior team last year, and one of the boys on the team would bring his entire container of protein powder with his places. It was the funniest things, we are at our first competition, and here he comes with his gym bag and he pulls out his gigantic container of powder. The girls immediately start making fun of him.

So one of my 10 year olds goes "What is that that Joe is drinking?" Senior "That's protein powder." 10 yr old "Why does Joe drink protein powder?" Senior "Because he thinks he is a body builder" 10 yr old "But he doesn't have any muscles?" Of course we all burst out laughing because she said it to be completely serious, not trying to make fun of him at all! She then walks up to him and goes "Joe, you don't have to drink that, you don't have any muscles" of course that was for our benefit, but it was funny all the same!

When I got engaged, my coaches wanted me to bring my ring to practice to show them, and one of my little ones was around with her mom, so of course she said "oh congrats, and wanted to see the ring." Her daughter asks me "did you see the ring first before you said yes?" So I said, well it was dark out, so I couldn't really see it. Her response, "Oh well I would have told him to wait until I could see the ring."

One day while our sr 5 team was practicing, I was getting ready to coach a tumbling class when one of my little peanuts walks in the gym and strolls onto the floor, sunglasses and all, and yells "I HAVE ARRIVED!!!". I about fell on the ground laughing

Story I heard last night:

A high school team was out to dinner and decided to order "fancy" drink---virgin daiquiris, virgin margaritas, etc. When they got to the final girl to order she says, "Um, oh, this is fun! I want a Daiquiri.....with a virgin!"

She was confused.

Not cheer, but made me laugh!!!!

My Friend: Mrs Harris learned to teach little kids to read and that's why you have to go to school today. So she can teach you to read.
Her 6 Year Old Daughter: you learned nothing at college and that's why you are just a mom, right?

SparkleSpankies said:

Not cheer, but made me laugh!!!!

My Friend: Mrs Harris learned to teach little kids to read and that's why you have to go to school today. So she can teach you to read.
Her 6 Year Old Daughter: you learned nothing at college and that's why you are just a mom, right?

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tough!!!

"Miss Maddie, are you like... 70?" I'm 16.

"Maddie, what is in your hair?"
"Oh it's a purple streak, do you like it?"
4 year old thinks... "...no."

When my oldest one was 4, we were waiting in the EZ Pass line at the bridge toll and our line was relatively short compared to those who were paying with cash. She asked since we had the "easy pass" if the cars in the long line had the hard pass.

My four year old niece and I were trying to think of fun cheer things to do with her so I was trying to tell her how to squeeze her stomach and squeeze her cheeks but instead of doing it with her body she took her hands and physically squeezed her bum cheeks and took her hands and squeezed her belly I about died lol and then she came up with her idea of what cheerleaders do.. see below haha

these stories are so cute! At the last comp one of the kids on our tiny team came running up to me and yelled "we got SECOND place!" She was so excited. There were only 2 teams in the division but I couldn't tell her that. I was just glad she was happy.

I have lost my voice and one of my
Minis just can't wrap her head around it. Every time I speak to her she whispers back. At the end of class tonight I was talking to get mum about an event this weekend and she came running over to tell her mum she had started working tucks, however when she saw me she reverted straight back to the whisper. I have just got a message from her mum to say in the car ride home little but said "Mum I think we've made Kelly really angry this week cos she's been using her really angry listen to me voice since Saturday"

Said tonight by a youthie...."look, I have 2 abs...I got them tonight"

lol...that sounds easy.I've always wanted abs! Can I come over and cheer at your gym for an evening NJ Coach

cheeromgbre said:

Today in the beginning tumbling class I help out in and one of the girls named Ally came running up to me:

Ally: I'm so excited my birthday is tomorrow!
Me: Really?! How old are you gonna be?
Ally: I'm almost 5!
Me: Wow, you're getting pretty old Ally
Ally: Nooo, I'm not old! Old people fall in the bathtub.

and she just walked away. I was dying.

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Just Laughed really loud....think I interrupted the phone call going on in the other room lol

Ok so almost every practice my youth and minis try to guess my age...they never remember. They almost all tell me I'm 30...I'm only 21, so then one goes oh your 18...trying to kiss up lol.

Then they always ask me if I have kids or tell me to take the extra treats to my kids. I then tell them I don't have any kids, they almost always ask why and I reply with things like I'm still in school or I'm not married or just because I don't. Then without fail they either tell me but my moms your age or younger then you (usually the really young ones) or they say but my moms not married. And how serious they are with their faces all confused like so you should have kids, lol cracks me up every time especially when it's the older youth kids like 11 or 12