All-Star Confessions Of A Cheermom

[cheermomforever]

Seat stalkers unite!!

I'd love to learn more about your snack smuggling methods.

And if we're really going underground, we'd all love a cheer voodoo lesson.

Snacks have to go in daughters cheer bag, they usually do not check their bags!

 

[FamousxMindset]

My tried so hard to be into the sport. She went to every comp with me sat in the arena lobby and read the entire comp. When I walked off the mat to find she had my drink, inhaler ready, and pealed me out of the velvet.

 

[FamousxMindset]

If you have a non CP let them hold the actual CP's shoes/ warmups and they usually get into the comp for free. Don't judge us.

 

[gimmeoneminute]

I have stood guard at a photo vendor while another cheer mom takes a picture of a photo on the monitor.

 

[L5cheermom]

Confession is obviously good for the soul.

 

[Mom2K]

Seat stalkers unite!!

I'd love to learn more about your snack smuggling methods.

And if we're really going underground, we'd all love a cheer voodoo lesson.

Gift wrap. Most appropriate for your Christmas themed competitions, but can be modified for pretend birthdays or big sister/brother, little sister/brother gifts. Once in your seat, unwrap and enjoy!

Maybe I'll look into conducting a voodoo seminar at NCA or Cheersport this year...

 

[CheerBank]

HATE VIP sections. You can only see what is happening in one panel of the mat. I'm a seat stalker and absolutely WILL find a spot in the center far enough back to see the whole mat before my cp performs. And then I will set up camp there for as long as is necessary. Luckily, most of our comps have arena seating.

And I always feel guilty - when everyone gets up from our gym to move to the front and I don't go with them - but I just hate it up close. Plus I can't stand when people record performances on their iPads, I somehow seem to be an iPad magnet and that parent is always in front of me.

 

[dawgshow]

lol I've found a friend!! Me too - and I've been know to put Bailys in my coffee if it is an early morning call

I thought I was the only one! Do people really think that's only coffee in my Starbucks mug?

 

[Mom2K]

I thought I was the only one! Do people really think that's only coffee in my Starbucks mug?

Feeling a little better about the husband's gift wrapped flask right about now...

 

[CheerBank]

If you have a non CP let them hold the actual CP's shoes/ warmups and they usually get into the comp for free. Don't judge us.

I may or may not have dressed younger cp who was not competing at that comp in her uniform so as not to pay for her. More than once.

 

[justpeachy]

Gift wrap! BAHAHAHA!

 

[cheermeup]

My confessions.

I sit by myself in primo seats.
I only go up front at local competitions.
I wear gym colors but not shirts, I like to be incognito.
I rely on other moms for pictures.
I sneak alcoholic drinks into the Milkhouse at Worlds.

That's enough for now.

 

[justpeachy]

I may or may not have dressed younger cp who was not competing at that comp in her uniform so as not to pay for her. More than once.

Brilliant!!

 

[bestbackspot]

not a cheermom, but I am no longer an all star cheerleader, but a fan of the sport, and I have put on my warmups and sneakers with a bow in my hair to get in for free.

 

[CheerBank]

I thought I was the only one! Do people really think that's only coffee in my Starbucks mug?

Or only water with crystal light in the water bottle?