All-Star My Flyer Is So Fat

[John Butler]

My flyer is so fat she thought a ball up cupie was some type of new Little Debbie snack.

 

[ohsnapitslex]

-My flyer is so fat that the only splits she can do are banana
-My flyer is so fat that her soffe shorts are size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL
-My flyer is so fat that the ESPN camera got stuck in one of her rolls last year at worlds

 

[cheerforcebboi]

My flyer is so fat that here at Stingrays they compliment her by saying she is truly ONE OF A KIND!

 

[cheerforcebboi]

My flyer is so fat that when its time for a team break, she goes and eats dinner!

 

[cheerforcebboi]

My flyer is so fat, that the sole of her Nfinity shoes are pretty much non-existent

 

[cheerforcebboi]

My flyer is so fat, that Sherwin Williams has to produce her make up!

FYI: Sherwin Williams Is A Paint Company

 

[iCheer4G]

My flyer is so fat that she tumbled off the stage and squished 6 people

 

[cupieqt]

My flyers so fat she doesn't wear spankies she wears heftys

 

[cmpayne]

My flyer's so fat that she came on the boards and tried to order a McLovin

Girl, if the Fierceboard had McDonald's, I would just live on here.

 

[G-Force Elite training]

My flyer is so fat it takes FAA clearance to go up!

Now THAT'S Funny!

 

[TheVipersMom]

This thread is so funny- when I read it I laughed so much and it made me think about my daughters team last night.

My cp has been with the same stunt group the whole time and they love her. So they were working a pyramid last night and my daughter isn't as strong on the opposite leg( the one you normally don't fly with) however the side she was on she needed to so they just swapped the other girl and my CP just so she could be on her good leg. Afterwards the kids were over closer by the parents getting a drink and one was talking to another. She was like ugh now we got Suzie and she is soooo heavy.

The funny thing is the girl they were referring to is way smaller than them... It's just she was definitely bigger then my daughter so they got use to those 45 pounds and giving it up was killer!

Sorry I'm not trying to throw if off topic- but here mine goes (I might be confusing mine with something i have heard because it sounds kind of familiar)

MY FLYER IS SO FAT SHE IS THE SAME HEIGHT LYING DOWN AS SHE IS STANDING UP

 

[flyer10]

My flyers so fat that when she "jumps" the richter scale breaks because it cant handle the amount of the earth moving.. oh wait... im a flyer

 

[SophiesMom]

my flyer is soo fat Jenny Craig is our teams sponsor

 

[cupieqt]

My flyers so fat our gym recruited her with nachos

 

[cupieqt]

My flyer is so fat she paid the worlds judges off with twinkies.