All-Star My Flyer Is So Fat

[kayemm]

My flyer is so fat that when she walks she makes our music skip

 

[AllyCat]

My flyers so fat that when she forwardrolls she uses up 9 mats

 

[stretch!]

My flyer is so fat, our team got 36 deductions for going off the mat

 

[rockymountainthigh]

My flyer is so fat she stepped on a power cord at Worlds and caused the blackout.

 

[cupieqt]

My flyers so fat her nickname is cheerzilla

 

[xxcheer77xx]

My flyer is so fat her heel stretch is her getting up at McDonalds to throw out her mounds of garbage.

My flyer is so fat shes wont to pull her scale because she doesn't want to utter the word 'scale'.

 

[Deleted member 1556]

MFISF that the only basket she likes is full of tenders and fries.

 

[AllyCat]

My flyers so fat she's no longer my flyer because she cant go through the door..

 

[klaudiak96]

my flyer is so fat she puts her make up on with a paint roller.

 

[klaudiak96]

my flyers so fat she has more chins than there is cheerleaders on large team.

 

[klaudiak96]

my flyer is so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck..

 

[klaudiak96]

my flyer is so fat her uni has stretch marks.

 

[uaLaurennn]

my flyer is so fat no one comes to the competition because she takes up all the seats.

but for the record my flyer is actually a twig.

 

[CEA Storm]

My flyer's so fat, when sun bathing at the beach, people are trying to push her back into the ocean.

 

[BuegeSmalls]

my flyer is so fat that the only full up she wants to do is full up her stomach.

ahahah this one is soo funny!