All-Star Craptastic Allstars Rumors/questions

[Diamond]

How do you make your crap so tastic?

 

[BubbleToes]

I heard you hired #2by#2 to shoot videos at your gym and post them on pootube. Is that true?

LMAO at pootube!!!!!!!

But no, 2x2 is fantastic but pooXpoo is who we went with. Much more in tune with what we're about. Sorry Jay!

 

[BubbleToes]

Hahahaha This is by far one of my favorite treads! I just started dying laughing when I saw this!

What is your 2011-2012 competition schedule like?

No schedule yet, haven't decided which ones we're attending but definitely a BIG one........waiting on the owners prunes to kick in.

 

[BubbleToes]

When does your proshop open?? i would LOVE a Craptastic shirt for sure!!!

Susies parents ran the proshop. Now that they're gone, we're in need of some Crappy people to run it. We'll let you know!

 

[BubbleToes]

OMG! Can I tell you how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Craptastic All-Stars! Especially the Super Senior All-Girl Level 7 Bedets - those girls work it out better than a spoonful of metamucil and two bran muffins!

Anyway, my god I can't believe someone from the best cheer program in the history of cheer programs is on FierceBoard right now...but I have to ask this question because I just have to. *toilet paper whip*

*ok, have to breathe...and squat*

Much better! Ok, so I hear that you're getting new uniforms this year and a new color scheme. Is that true? Please say it isn't true, because your brown and yellow shimmery crop tops and super-absorbent boy shorts are FIERCE! Why would you want to mess with that perfection?

And oh yeah, I almost forgot to ask - somebody said that you were merging with Tranny Cats. Fact or rumor?

By the way, Susie's mother's cousin's best friend's hairdresser told me that Susie and her family are super sorry about everything. Would you take them back if they got down on their hands and knees, begged for forgiveness, and promised to work 100 hours at the Craptastic Arena concession stand without a single dollar going in to the pooster club account?

They say I let the prada fool me when it comes to Craptastic, but I will always be in your toilet for life!

This one is just too much! Too funny all around! I actually had to "breathe and squat"!!! I got NOTHING!

 

[BubbleToes]

If my CP comes to tryouts and throws a cartwheel backwardroll front walkover can she be on level 5? She wants to go to worlds!

NO! GO AWAY SUSIE!!!!!! You had your chance!

 

[newcheerdad]

This one is just too much! Too funny all around! I actually had to "breathe and squat"!!! I got NOTHING!

NOOOOOO! I have to know about the uniforms! My cp's American Girl wears the current uniform, and if you're going away from the classic brown and yellow crops I need to know so I can get her a new outfit for Christmas. Otherwise she's going to be really mad, and when she's really mad she's the - well, you get the idea.

Anyway, truth be told I know the Tranny Cats deal fell through. Apparently you walked into the TC gym and told them that there was no way you could work with a gym that only had one bathroom, much less one without a row of golden bedets.

As for Susie, I'll get back to her mother's cousin's best friend's hairdresser and tell her she's going to have to suck it up on F5 for this season. Not Susie, but her mother's cousin's best friend's hairdresser, who's not only an awesome tumbler but apparently is a pretty impressive stylist.

When does your proshop open?? i would LOVE a Craptastic shirt for sure!!!

I've got five "Wipe The Worlds Butt" t-shirts from 2011 on Ebay. Opening bid is $100, or you can buy them now for $250.

 

[worldsring09]

omgg, i love seeing Craps on the mat! so much more exciting than UR-IN and Hurlers, their routines are so 2 seasons ago.

 

[BubbleToes]

NOOOOOO! I have to know about the uniforms! My cp's American Girl wears the current uniform, and if you're going away from the classic brown and yellow crops I need to know so I can get her a new outfit for Christmas. Otherwise she's going to be really mad, and when she's really mad she's the - well, you get the idea.

Anyway, truth be told I know the Tranny Cats deal fell through. Apparently you walked into the TC gym and told them that there was no way you could work with a gym that only had one bathroom, much less one without a row of golden bedets.

As for Susie, I'll get back to her mother's cousin's best friend's hairdresser and tell her she's going to have to suck it up on F5 for this season. Not Susie, but her mother's cousin's best friend's hairdresser, who's not only an awesome tumbler but apparently is a pretty impressive stylist.

I've got five "Wipe The Worlds Butt" t-shirts from 2011 on Ebay. Opening bid is $100, or you can buy them now for $250.

You're Susies dad aren't you!?!?!?!?!?

 

[BubbleToes]

NOOOOOO! I have to know about the uniforms! My cp's American Girl wears the current uniform, and if you're going away from the classic brown and yellow crops I need to know so I can get her a new outfit for Christmas. Otherwise she's going to be really mad, and when she's really mad she's the - well, you get the idea.....

No worries...we're keeping the colors. What else could we do? Plus we're using this in our mix...

Yeah ah ha, you know what it is
everything we do, we do it big
Yeah ah ha, screaming thats nothin
when we CRAP on the mat, thats stuntin
reppin are town when you see us you know everything
Brown and yellow, brown and yellow...

 

[newcheerdad]

You're Susies dad aren't you!?!?!?!?!?

Of course, it's just like someone from Craptastic All-Stars to think that their poop doesn't stink, and they can make all sorts of wild accusations.

*I* am Susie's Dad? Well, what if I am, huh? All Susie wanted to do was her signature stunt during that whole "tick-tocks-on-the-pot-but-my-colon-won't-stop" Ke$sha remix. That's it. Nothing more. And your gym took that dream away from her and flushed it down the toilet.

After all we did for you. We ran your pro shop, worked your concession stands, and cleaned the gym every weekend. And believe me, cleaning the Craptastic gym is no picnic. Think about cleaning up after quadruplet infants times 100, and you get the idea. And all Susie wanted was to make Bedets. It was her dream to be on a level 7 team, but you didn't take her because, what? She couldn't do a forward roll and danced like a 60-year-old rhythm-less grandma? You even told us she had a "crappy" attitude. What the hell - the name of your gym is CRAPTASTIC ALL-STARS! Everyone at the gym has a crappy attitude. And pants.

So if this is how it's going to be, BubbleToes - if that is your real name - then be advised that Susie's NEW team is going to evacuate your bowels. Good day! And don't expect me to post more than 914 times in response to this thread from this point forward!

*How many more poster stereotypes can I hit?

 

[kyyyyyyxo]

Why cant I text the coaches on their personal cell phones and ask them why Suzette (Susie's cousin) isnt in the front row of the dance? and why dont they respond to my 5th email that I have sent to their work address that I found on google?

 

[BubbleToes]

Of course, it's just like someone from Craptastic All-Stars to think that their poop doesn't stink, and they can make all sorts of wild accusations.
This is sooooooo typical of you, thats why we through you out of our stinking gym in the first place. ALWAYS GIVING US A BUNCH A CRAP!!!
*I* am Susie's Dad? Well, what if I am, huh? All Susie wanted to do was her signature stunt during that whole "tick-tocks-on-the-pot-but-my-colon-won't-stop" Ke$sha remix. That's it. Nothing more. And your gym took that dream away from her and flushed it down the toilet.
Her signature stunt was a HITTING THE FLOOR and bringing the bases with her!! She couldn't hold herself up if she had stunted in the girls bathroom in the stall on the toilet holding the stall walls!!!!!!!!
After all we did for you. We ran your pro shop, worked your concession stands, and cleaned the gym every weekend. And believe me, cleaning the Craptastic gym is no picnic. Think about cleaning up after quadruplet infants times 100, and you get the idea. And all Susie wanted was to make Bedets. It was her dream to be on a level 7 team, but you didn't take her because, what? She couldn't do a forward roll and danced like a 60-year-old rhythm-less grandma? You even told us she had a "crappy" attitude. What the hell - the name of your gym is CRAPTASTIC ALL-STARS! Everyone at the gym has a crappy attitude. And pants.
WOW, you really were good at that and its getting pretty nasty here at Craptastic since you've been gone. Maybe we can find a place for Susie...........in the BATHROOM!
So if this is how it's going to be, BubbleToes - if that is your real name - then be advised that Susie's NEW team is going to evacuate your bowels. Good day! And don't expect me to post more than 914 times in response to this thread from this point forward!
That is my real name.....and you can address me as such........Bubble Licious Toes!!!!!!!!!

 

[BubbleToes]

Why cant I text the coaches on their personal cell phones and ask them why Suzette (Susie's cousin) isnt in the front row of the dance? and why dont they respond to my 5th email that I have sent to their work address that I found on google?

Suzette? We put her in the back because she's Susies cousin.....nuff said! We don't respond to emails, texts, phone calls, or smoke signals.....no talking to the coaches at all. You can go through your team mom, who we won't listen to either. But sooooooooo glad she's on our team!! WINNING!

 

[rockymountainthigh]

Is it true that you make all of your athletes cover themselves in crap to look tan and not brush their teeth so they match the yellow on the uniform?